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How long before I can get a haircut?
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Posted by: forwardone
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said,
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said,
"About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Hey, Bob, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later,
Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically .
The barber asked,
"So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
Posted by: clifton
Wow! Never open a barbershop! 