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The Die-Agnosis
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Posted by: kiwi88
A lady took her pet white duck into the vets surgery. After examining the duck he pronounces, "Your duck is dead." The woman in a pleading voice says, "Isn't there any more tests you can do to make sure it is definitely dead?" "I'm afraid not," replies the veterinary. "But this is my favorite pet, are you sure it's dead?" continues the lady. So the vet brings in his pet Labrador who sniffs the carcass, puts its paw on the duck's chest, barks twice and walks out, uninterested. Then the vet comes in with his ginger tomcat that also sniffs the corpse, puts its paw on the duck's chest, meows twice, then jumps down the examination table, bored. The animal doctor then goes to his computer, presses a few keys and hands the woman her bill. She looks at it and asks him with a look on her face that would turn milk sour and says, "Your charges are a bit steep, aren't they?" The vet then retorted, "If you'd accepted my first die-agnosis, my fee would only have been $20, but with a lab-report and a cat-scan, it now comes to exactly $120."