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The Truck Driver
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Posted by: kiwi88
Jimmy was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. Jimmy observed this for several miles, until he could not stand it any longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with his stick , Jim jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious, could you tell me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, "Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I don't break an axle."