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Funny Side Of Life
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Posted by: forwardone
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One... men will screw anything.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? Because the rest are 'week'days
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Why do hens lay eggs - If they dropped them, they'd break
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side