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Posted by: jojomataketa
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Hi, my name is [jojo], how do you like me so far?
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
- You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
- He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
- Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
- Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
- My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Wow! Are those real?
- Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you a surgeon? Because you've just took my heart away!
- Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you.. you're so electrifying.
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Bond. James Bond
- I'm not wearing any pants.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
- Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- How do you like your eggs cooked? (Why?) Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
- If I pet you, would you follow me home?
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!
- You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
- Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
- If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year[every 4 years], but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
- Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt? .
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Posted by: forwardone
Here`s a few more to add to them. 
Might be some duplicates.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi. Are you cute?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
So....How am I doin'?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Geoff
Posted by: jojomataketa
If you didn't succeed with the previous ones, then try these!
*SCREW ME IF IM WRONG.....BUT IS UR NAME REBECCA?
*Are you made of caffeine because you kept me up all night?
*"ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"
*"ur lips look like they taste good, may i try them?"
*"ur must be a thief coz u stole my heart"
*guy:where are they? girl: what? guy:your wings coz you must be an angel
*Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and wuts in between
*If i faint I want you to give me the mouth to mouth
*Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by anangel?
*Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
*That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
*If I follow you home, will you keep me?
*You: Sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.
*Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
*Can I see your tan lines?
*Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
*Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
*If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
*I'm feeling a little off today, would you turn me on?
*I lost my virginty. Can I have yours?
*Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....)Would you like to?
*As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you touch my ass? NO. Damn
*(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
Posted by: jojomataketa
1. "Nice bible"
2. "I would like to pray with you"
3. "You know Jesus? Me too!"
4. "God told me to come talk to you"
5. "I know a church where we could go and talk"
6. "How about a hug, sister?"
7. "Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy."
8. "Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!"
9. "Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11"
10. "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
11. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?"
12. "I am here for you."
13. "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," So...how about dinner?"
14. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."
15. "You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?"
16. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
17. "Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?"
18. "Nice bracelet. 'What would Jesus date? Uh, I mean *do*'"
19. "Do you believe in Divine appointment?"
20. "Have you ever tried praying at a drive in before?"
21. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
22. "My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name."
23. "You know, they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian."
24. "Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath."
25. "What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace by candle light."
26. "What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?"
27. "You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa."
28. "You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism."
29. "I'm pretty flexible - I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date."
30. "Before tonight, I never believed in predestination..."
31. "Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical."
32. "I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight."
Posted by: forwardone
Now how could anyone argue with those? 
Geoff
Posted by: jojomataketa
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Originally Posted by forwardone
Now how could anyone argue with those?
Geoff |
Geoff, note this CAUTION carefully ! :
Don't interchange the names of the two women when you use this pick up line!!.........
"You have the body of Mother Teresa and the soul of Amy Grant " ........!!LOL
Posted by: crocnot
My favorite is:
Nice shoes, you wanna f**k?
Sorry, couldn't resist.