Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When
he bent down to pick them up, he noticed Bill's
wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did
you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
admitted that, well indeed he did. She said,
"Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirmed that he was interested. She
told him that since her husband, Bill, works
Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday.
When Friday rolled around, and after paying Sue
the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. John
quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and
upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly,
Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes,
he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found
out and after mustering her best poker face,
replied, "Well, yes in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.
John came by my office this morning and borrowed
$500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our
house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
