- Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo momma’s so ugly she was standing out under the stars and the man in the moon looked the other way.
- Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.
- Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
- Yo momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo momma’s so ugly that when she was born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her.
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