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Confessing His Sins
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Posted by: forwardone
Confessing His Sins
Tony goes into the confessional and confesses, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, Tony?”
“Yes, Father it is I.” answers Tony.
“Who was the woman you were with?”, asks the priest.
“I cannot tell you Father", answers Tony, "For I do not wish to ruin her reputation.”
“Was it Lisa?”
“No, Father.”
“Was it Lorna?”
“No, Father.”
“Was it Susan?"
“No, Father.”
“Very well, Tony", says the Priest, "Go say five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.”
Tony goes back to his pew, and his buddy Tim slides over and asks, “What happened?”
Tony answers, “I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys, and three good leads.”
Geoff
Posted by: betrdanevr
Big LOL!!!