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Bill Clinton
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Posted by: PLT
OK, I scanned the folder, didn't see this topic, so I started one. ( I have had a couple of drinks, so if I missed it, sorry.)
Question for Bill Clinton: What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?
A: she had the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Q: What are the ingredients of the Clinton family stew?
A: One weiner, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton are on the Titanic when it starts to sink.
Carter yells "Quick, save the women and children!"
Nixon says " F#$% the women and children"
Clinton says" Do we have time?"
Don Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton get caught up in a tornado and transported to the yellow brick road, where they make their way to the Wizard Of Oz. The Wizard asks what each wants. "I want a brain", says Quayle, "I want a heart", says Gingrich,
"Where's Dorothy?", says Clinton.
And last ( for now)
What's the definition of an Arkansas virgin?
Any woman who can run faster than the governor.