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Good one from the South...
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Posted by: curly
Recently a routine state police patrol parked outside a bar near Martinsburg
on Rt 11 south, West Virginia~~
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity
and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine,
dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle
forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few
more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his
amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
Posted by: jojomataketa
LOL...Excellent!...
Posted by: forwardone
That`s a cracker! 
Posted by: Hardlyworkin
I'll have to remember that one.