A man walks into a store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by
the condom display, and the boy asks," What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "
The dad replies," Those are for school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack
and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad
answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!"
exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...."